Why do husbands try to watch cricket matches on TV in pubs, bars and hotels when they can as well watch it in the comfort of their homes?
Just read this you HBwill truly understand the reason and I know you will never blame the men hereafter
A couple
watching an IPL
match on the TV
together. After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter
.
Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. 
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?
Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over?
Wife: How many runs to win?
Husband: 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband turns off the TV
Wife turns it on and watches ‘Balika Vadhu’
Husband: Who is this Anandi?
Wife: Tumhari Maa...
How many times have I told you.. Don't disturb me when m watching TV..
Husband: 
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